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Who sings Love me tender and makes from Flashcomment Christmas jokes Jokes
Who sings "Love me tender", and makes Christmas toys? Santa's little Elvis.

How do sheep in Mexico say Merry from Flashcomment Christmas jokes Jokes
How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas? Fleece Navidad!

ELF NO What did Santa shout to from Flashcomment Christmas jokes Jokes
ELF NO. 1: What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve? ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone, sack time!!

JUDY What did the ghosts say to from Flashcomment Christmas jokes Jokes
JUDY: What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus? MIKE: We'll have a boo Christmas without you.

What do you get if you deep from Flashcomment Christmas jokes Jokes
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus? Crisp Cringle.

Why does Santas sled get such good from Flashcomment Christmas jokes Jokes
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage? Because it has long-distance runners on each side.

If Santa Claus and Mrs Claus had from Flashcomment Christmas jokes Jokes
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called? A subordinate claus.

What nationality is Santa Claus North Polish from Flashcomment Christmas jokes Jokes
What nationality is Santa Claus? North Polish.

ELF Santa one of the reindeer swallowed from Flashcomment Christmas jokes Jokes
ELF: Santa, one of the reindeer swallowed my pencil! What should I do? SANTA: Use a pen.

What can Santa give away and still from Flashcomment Christmas jokes Jokes
What can Santa give away and still keep? A cold.

Last years Christmas pudding was so awful from Flashcomment Christmas jokes Jokes
Last year's Christmas pudding was so awful I threw it in the ocean. That's probably why the ocean's full of currants!

Who made this Christmas puddingOur chef Hes from Flashcomment Christmas jokes Jokes
Who made this Christmas pudding? Our chef. He's a little green man who lives in a toadstool. What did he use to make it? Elf-raising flour, of course.

Doctor Doctor Father Christmas gives us oranges from Flashcomment Christmas jokes Jokes
Doctor, Doctor, Father Christmas gives us oranges every Christmas. Now I think I'm turning into an orange! Have you tried playing squash?

How do sheep greet each other at from Flashcomment Christmas jokes Jokes
How do sheep greet each other at Christmas ? A merry Christmas to ewe

What does Dracula write on his Christmas from Flashcomment Christmas jokes Jokes
What does Dracula write on his Christmas cards ? Best vicious of the season

Ive had a slight accident with your from Flashcomment Christmas jokes Jokes
I've had a slight accident with your sleigh, Father Christmas! Father Christmas: Oh no! That sleigh was in mint condition! That's all right....now it's a mint with a hole!

Father Christmas I thought I asked you from Flashcomment Christmas jokes Jokes
Father Christmas: I thought I asked you to go out there and clear the snow! I'm on my way, Father Christmas. Father Christmas: But you only have one welly on! That's all right! There's only one foot of snow!

A group of mountain climbers once heard from Flashcomment Christmas jokes Jokes
A group of mountain climbers once heard Father Christmas go past. They must have had sharp ears! They were mountain-ears!

I remember when Father Christmas first passed from Flashcomment Christmas jokes Jokes
I remember when Father Christmas first passed his sleigh-driving test. He came skidding down in front of the toy factory.'Have you passed?' I asked. Father Christmas pointly proudly to the front of the sleigh. 'See for yourself!' he called proudly. 'No-el plates!'

What does Father Christmas call his money from Flashcomment Christmas jokes Jokes
What does Father Christmas call his money ? Iced lolly ?